Say hello to Halloween!!
Say hello to Halloween!!!!
Say hello to Halloween!!!!!!
Say hello to Halloween!!!!!!!!
This is what I had to listen to. My kids came down the stairs singing this song this morning, getting louder and louder with each verse, until I couldn't take it anymore. Can you guess what I did? Can you? Yup, you guessed it. I did something I swore I would never do.......
I gave them the "shutty" sign and told them to take the bus to shuttytown!
Then I said say hello to my little friends and proceeded to put my earplugs in. I guess it's my pennance for the whole procrastination thing. My daughter's birthday actually went well, but then I realized I'd procrastinated in another area as well. I kept putting off buying pumpkins, until the day before Halloween. Have you ever tried to buy a pumpkin at the last minute after the crops that year were bad to begin with?
Well, good freaking luck, people.
I now have 4 of the most pathetic pumpkins on the planet. I had to resort to the produce department of the grocery store and buy really small "pie" pumpkins. I was afraid to carve them, for fear of them caving in. What's inside a "pie" pumpkin that makes it different from a regular pumpkin, anyway? So we did something different last night. We painted our pumpkins.
You should have seen their faces when they got home from school. They looked disgusted as they asked, "What...are those?"
To which I replied, "Those are magic pumpkins. The smaller they are, the more powerful. I bet you get twice as much candy this year."
Yeah, they didn't believe me either. I am so back to moron status after this one.
Bad, bad mommy!!!!!