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Sunday, March 04, 2007

Who's filling your drink???? And what the hell is in it????


Never, ever let anyone refill your glass. Because if you do, you will have no idea what they refill it with or how much you have actually drunk!!!!


That about sums it up. Okay, so Friday night I was in sweats and a t-shirt, looking oh so not good!!! And my husband's coworker calls us up and says.........Happy Hour!!! So the next thing you know, we are changing clothes, grabbing the kids, and heading 30 minutes away for freaking happy hour. And I look like crap and I have not eaten.

So we get there and the wife is Italian. They have a ton of people I don't know there. They have a ton of food. And I'm not paying the least bit attention to how much she is refilling my glass or what she is refilling it with. I talk a lot. We've all established that already. Well, I didn't know these people. And it didn't matter one bit to me. I kept going on and on and on. And drinking god knows what, and well, not eating a thing.

And it gets better, people.

I had nothing to wear. I've lost so much weight, nothing fits. So I go digging through my old clothes and find an old pair of jeans. They fit. They have to be from the 90's, but they fit. So I add a cute sweater and no one evens notices. Until.... they start refilling my glass. I go to the bathroom and discover......I'm wearing my freaking husband's jeans. I went on and on about how I was wearing my hubby's jeans and wasn't it hysterical. They weren't laughing, so maybe not. But I didn't care.

And then we got in the car, and OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I puked all the way home. I was moaning so loud, my middle son thought I was dying. I woke up in my oldest son's bed. Don't know how I got there. Thank God he was staying at a friend's house. Anyway, I told them lesson learned. this is what happens when you drink too much without enough food. Ugh!!!! Yeah, they were all pretty scared. Poor babies.

I was in agony the next day, but I managed to make it to my chapter meeting for writers.

God, I thought I was beyond those days, but I will definitely watch who's filling my drink from now on!!!!


Garrett said...

We totally have to party.

Buffy said...

Damn Italians!

(Just joking. I totally love 'em.)

Damn husbands' jeans!

Jennifer Talty said...

about the nothing to wear, not feeling sorry for you.

Kari Lee Townsend said...

We had a lot of fun, Garrett, but THAT kind of fun I can do without. I'm still seeing green.

Hey, Buffy, thanks for stopping by. I went shopping the very next day and bought some new jeans. Women's jeans!!! I think I'll burn the old ones.

Okay, not feeling sorry for you either, miss skinny minny Jennifer;))

Swishy said...

Are you sure Manic wasn't with you?!? LOL.

Danielle Bronson said...

I'm Italian and Irish.

I have enjoyed a good party in my day!

Nice job with the vomit. For future reference however you are supposed to get sticking drunk, HAVE RAUNCY SEX, (thats the one thing you left out) then puke, then pass out in a bed not yours, and then finally try to figure it all out the next day with friends who were also in attendance at the party.

For a married mother of four, EXCELLENT PERFORMANCE! I salute you!

Can't wait to see you Kari

Kari Lee Townsend said...

Nope. No Manic in sight. Darn.

And Danielle, all I can say is look out New England, here we come;))

Beth said...

you poor thing! Us Italians are like that you know.....ya, and quit showing off...."I've lost so much weight I don't have anything to wear"....;)

Manic Mom said...

It sounds like you had a Manic night!

By the way, you are NEVER allowed to complain like this: I had nothing to wear. I've lost so much weight, nothing fits!


Kari Lee Townsend said...

LOL I knew you all would love that comment, that's why I added it. And it happened to be true. Now I have to get my butt to the gym. It ain't pretty when it's not strapped down;))

March to the Sea said...

i am w/garrett..we need to party.

what was it you drank? Is it your new "nightmare" drink. We all have em..mine is Gin. *gag*

Kari Lee Townsend said...

Pretty scary, March, but I have no clue what was in the cup. I was talking too much to notice. Gee, there's a first:)

cubmommy said...

I feel for you. I haven't had one of those nights in a long time. Sounds like you had a lot of fun before though.

Lexi said...

Oh, this is too funny.

Frannie Farmer said...

I'll gloat with you Kari .. nothin' to wear. I hit 162 this week (from 230++ a year ago) and all of my clothes are tooo big. A good feeling, but you also know as the mother of 4 - this isn't the same body that it used to be - so the clothes look a lot different now :O)
Anywho .. the puking - yep, that is what happened to me at the *function* that Mr. Farmer and I attended last year - there was wine *tasting* ... those cute little cups add up quickly, especially on an empty tummy!
Feel better sweets.
The best part - ending up in one of kids beds ... priceless!