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Monday, October 09, 2006

WHAT was I thinking??????

WHAT was I thinking??????

Clearly, I wasn't!!! Better question. What were my PEEPS thinking?????

Okay, so my peeps failed me on this one, big time. It was soooooo hot dancing and singing karaoke, that I couldn't stand it anymore. They all said, take your sweater off and you won't be so hot. Well my cute little outfit was no longer cute, folks. I didn't realize with the sweater gone and all the heat and sweat from my body, the krinkly tank top would lose its krinkles. I look like I'm wearing freaking Omar the tent maker's number one special!! Every time I lean the least bit, the shirt just sags, droops, and shifts with me, making me look pregnant for crying out loud. Been there, done that (4 flipping times)! I think I've paid my dues to motherhood.

This was NOT the look I was going for.

It gets worse, people. (Trust me, it can get worse.)

So I'm gyrating all over the dance floor, waving my arms above my head, thinking I'm pretty darn good. Look at all those people staring at me. Then I had to take a break and go to the bathroom, so I wave goodbye to my fans. I'm in the bathroom in front of the mirror (still not noticing I'm wearing Omar's special) and I raise my arms to fix my ponytail.

Gasp!!!! Gag!!! Choke!!!

No wonder those people were staring at me. I'm not a good dancer, I'm just a freak. I forgot to shave my armpits!!!!! I'm married, my husband wasn't with me, my sweater covers everything......so why would I shave? Oh, right, because I just might have one too many drinks, shed some vital clothes, and make a fool of myself dancing with hairy pits. Lesson learned.

Always, always, always be prepared.

Did I say it gets worse? Look below and you'll see just how much worse when someone handed us a microphone.

God, I can't believe I just posted that picture, but it was just too darn funny not to share it. And hey, you're in sad shape if you can't laugh at yourself;)) Stay tuned, there's still more to come. And keep going to jen-t's, barbie w's and Patty Cake's blogs at http://jen-t.blogspot.com http://irishbarbie.blogspot.com and http://patriciahock.blogspot.com

28 comments:

Jen(nifer) said...

Too damn funny that you posted that picture!!! :)

Jen-t said...

Holy crap - what was I doing? That does not look like dancing to me!

Karitown said...

I can't stop laughing. I couldn't help it. I swore I would never post that, but it's just too damn funny. I'm still peeing my pants over that one. We look absolutely ridiculous.

Gwyneth Bolton said...

*giggling nonstop* Okay *still giggling, my stomach hurts now* Okay, umm... you guys look like you're having so much fun...

Swishy said...

LOL! FUN! You guys would be hilarious to hang out with!

Drew Blackstone said...

Karaoke - When good technology goes bad. Cameras should not be allowed.

Beth said...

oh god, that is toooo funny! And the armpit thing? Hilarious! But Swishy is right, you guys would be fun to hang with!

Jen-t said...

Drew - you realize us twits actually gave our cameras to people to take these stupid pictures, right? It was a total blast, but geez, we look like flipping morons.

Patricia Hock said...

Oh my god ! I am still laughing !!!!!!!!! Yes us!!!!!!!!!!!

Barbie W said...

Oh my FREAKING God!! Laughing?? have you clicked on the picture ladies??? I look freakin wasted! (and I really wasn't - just hot and happy) Good grief. but yes, this is too damn funny. If only there was audio to go with it....

kim said...

Fun!

You could have played off the pits like you totally meant to do that -- you don't care, your free of the mainstream empire and shunning razors to prove it. You go girl!

Trish Ryan said...

That is awesome! Next time someone asks you what happens at writers' conferences, just direct them to this post! And people think we're all buttoned up and boring...

:)

Amanda Brice said...

Too funny!

Catherine Avril Morris said...

OK, I love that photo!!! You guys look like...like Fraggle Rock or something! In the best way! Woo-hoo, way to go, dancing your hearts out! :-D

Thanks for the laughs, I needed 'em this morning. (Does it still count as morning?)

Trish said...

LOL...

Sounds like a blast.

Christine said...

You guys were too much fun! Thanks for including me. I had a blast! Folks... it was like dancing with the "In Living Color" Fly Girls!!!

As for our group rendition of "What I Like About You" - we should really quit our day jobs and take our show on the road :)
At the very least - we had everyone laughing!

Looking forward to doing it again at the next conference.

Keep in touch -

Maureen McGowan said...

These are GREAT pictures. They totally capture that night.

Too much fun!

Cmommy said...

Kari, nice to "meet" you on my blog! We have the same number of children and the same division--3 boys, 1 girl :-)

It looks like you had a blast! The photos are priceless, share them with pride! C

Karitown said...

You were so much fun, Christine. Thanks for joining us. I still laugh every time I look at those pictures.

tommy said...

LMAO!!!!

Karitown said...

Thanks for checking out my blog, Tommy. Glad you enjoyed it. I can't seem to post anything without making it funny;)))

Manic Mom said...

Whoo hoo! You are rockin' out!

Golightly said...

HILARIOUS!

Jess Riley said...

You know, you could sell a zillion books with that last picture on the cover. Who among us can't relate to doing The Drunken Robot at a wedding?

r martini said...

Thanks for visiting my blog and sorry for not responding sooner.

Story and pics...priceless!

Please visit again sometime.....

BTW....was the dance the "Mashed Potato"? :)

Karitown said...

Sad to say the dance wasn't the drunken robot or the mashed potato, it was just us dancing. Pretty scary;))

Barbie W said...

Post again, will ya??? and you give ME a hard time! Geeezzzz....

Christa said...

Hah! Thanks for the laugh- I needed it! DO NANOWRIMO!